Northview Lane is ready for you to enjoy

When it comes to Christmas lights, the most notorious street in all of Bismarck-Mandan has got to be Northview Lane, which snakes up a steep hill from Divide Avenue to the corner of Boulevard and 26th Street. Every year the neighborhood residents decorate their homes, but most notable is that the boulevard trees are lit in a similar fashion. The house on the left of this photo has a Christmas light menagerie in the front yard. A home that was behind me when I took this picture does a nice blue-and-purple sort of thing. But all the boulevard trees match, all the way up the hill. It’s really fun.

For some reason, people in Bismarck-Mandan need very little excuse to drive around and look at other peoples’ houses. A friend of mine who lived in a very luxurious home in a south Bismarck neighborhood spoke of these people with great disdain, as he felt as if he was some sort of exhibit while out washing his cars or working in the yard. Go to any well-to-do neighborhood and you’ll find them, gapers toodling along at 10-15 miles per hour, apparently living vicariously through those whose houses are gape-worthy.

Northview Lane is normally not such a neighborhood, but they certainly get the attention for the last few weeks out of each year. Once these lights go up, traffic is almost non-stop. In fact, it was pretty annoying for me to try to take a picture of it! I decided to set my shutter speed at a full thirty seconds long, causing the headlights and taillights of the cars to show up as streaks in the picture, but erasing the cars themselves.

My favorite time of the year is driving around during the Christmas season, Charlie Brown Christmas music playing in the truck’s minidisc player, with my wife by my side. She and the new baby were having a special evening at a friend’s house tonight, so little PJ and I took the trip ourselves. He dozed off halfway down Northview, so it was just me and the camera after that. If time allows, I’ll try to photograph my favorite Christmas displays this year. It’ll help me brush up on my night photography skills and share the Christmas spirit as well. Stay tuned!

July 4th in pictures: the Mandan parade, Symphony, and Capitol fireworks

You’d be astonished how many hits I get on this site from out of state. Most are folks that left North Dakota, some many years ago, and are still looking back. It’s for you guys that I knock myself out to provide a little bit of the feel of July 4th here in Bismarck-Mandan. I’ll provide a few somewhat witty captions for context.

We’ll start with the Mandan July 4th Parade:

Fred Flintstone was there. Those arm tats must have been applied after the show was cancelled – they don’t look like Hanna-Barbera work.

What could be….well, cooler than a motorized cooler? Obviously one with nitrous, but that’s probably still on the drawing board.

First of the ninth, seventh pocketbike cav. First on the ground and keeping the throttle pinned wide open.

I’m no horseman, but I’m guessing it takes an exceptional combination of horse and rider to spend hours on top of the trailer. Here are two. Just think, nobody has to go behind them with a shovel! But I wonder if the occasional “dropping” makes the top of the trailer slippery…

“Vote for me, and I’ll continue to support the proud citizens of Massachussetts…er, North Dakota. You know, all that anti-war, pro-abortion, high-tax, big government stuff that I campaigned on.”

Next year, they’re going to bring the BIG one.

Midwest Business Systems demonstrates their technique for getting an S-10 to wheelie: tongue weight. I’m not charging them for the link, btw.

Hostile and Abusive Bus. Making someone walk three miles in a hockey jersey in this heat, now THAT is hostile and abusive. GO FIGHTING SIOUX!

These are the guys that the aforementioned cowardly Earl Pomeroy voted against last year. Don’t worry guys, we spectators were clapping and shouting thank-yous. Makes you wonder who Earl Pomeroy is representing, doesn’t it?

Thanks to Mandan’s leveling of many of its historic buildings, there’s ample parking. Maybe that could be a new city slogan! “Come to Mandan…at least you can park downtown.” They’d have a definite advantage over Bismarck there.

Amen.

“Seriously, kid…I once caught a Gundar this tall…”

For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all. -James 2:10

Now let’s shift gears to the state capitol. My wife, boy, and I arrived at the show a little late as we had other things going on this evening. No worries, we were able to hook up with our friends in time to catch the second half of the performance by the Bismarck Mandan Symphony. The show was hosted by Kent Conrad, who could walk to the festivities from the apartment building he owns (if he actually lived there). Anyway, here’s the pics:

Even my new wide angle lens couldn’t capture all the folks who brought camping chairs and staked out a spot to enjoy the evening.

The capitol mall was pretty full too, although I think there were more people last year. The good news: the mosquitos were scarce!

Ladies and gentlemen: the Bismarck Mandan Symphony!

Doctor J. Plastic surgeon, weekend weatherman, soloist.

Bugler’s Holiday.

Hypocrite Earl Pomeroy, looking around to see if anyone sees him clapping in the front row during the Armed Forces Salute. “Maybe they’ve forgotten that I voted against our soldiers last year!” Not likely.

The fireworks started before it got dark, but they still put on a good show. I would have a ton of pics here, but we had little PJ with us. This was his first time seeing fireworks, so we cuddled on a blanket with him and watched his big eyes and expression as he marveled at the sight. He’s SO handsome! So I snapped a couple of shots, put the camera in the bag, and enjoyed the finale of July 4th with my family. I hope you had the opportunity to share the day with yours!

Of all the days to have a broken flag pole at the capitol…

Memorial Day Weekend has to be the worst. While driving past the capitol, I couldn’t help but notice the absence of the United States Flag. Closer inspection showed that the line running up the flag pole was no longer attached to the top, and was instead lying on the grass below. There was no sign of the flag anywhere, so I guess the problem had been discovered.

But where do you get a guy to do flagpole repair on a holiday weekend? Good question. If I had a cherry picker I’d rig something up, but that would probably result in my arrest. I would hope that someone would go to whatever lengths necessary to get Old Glory back where it belongs, especially in time for Memorial Day. You’ve got 48 hours, folks…let’s make it happen!

By the way, it didn’t look to me like the flag pole had been sabotaged or vandalized. My guess was that the recent high winds probably broke something up top that was near failure and finally broke. Maybe the North Dakota Peace Coalition was trying to run a white flag up the pole and broke it! I don’t know. In any case, I just hope they get it fixed. It’s really embarassing to have the flag missing from the state capitol during the Memorial Day holiday.

What to do when there’s no snow

I’ve been in a mild funk due to the lack of snow this Christmas, but there’s one sure fire cure for that situation: get out and ride! Actually, that’s the cure for just about any state of bummitude. Besides, it’s a unique photo opportunity; it’s not often that I can take a picture in front of the Christmas capitol!

Having successfully performed an attitude adjustment, I burned tires back to the house, grabbed the family, and went out to look at Christmas lights. We were able to ignore the absence of snow, as were many others. Northview Lane was absolutely packed with constant traffic, as were other Christmas display hot spots. Bismarck-Mandan residents, including newly reminded ones like myself, don’t allow Christmas to be determined by precipitation totals; rather, by their good cheer.

Merry Christmas from Bismarck-Mandan Blog!

Merry Christmas to all my readers here at the Bismarck-Mandan Blog! I hope you are having as blessed a day as our family is. This season always tends to move along too quickly, and in a fleeting moment it’s gone. Here we are…ready to wrap up another Christmas as quickly as we unwrapped the presents.

There are still a few hours of Christmas Day left…let’s make the most of them!

The true meaning of Christmas


Despite all the efforts to combat it, Christmas is here. What was once a celebration of Christ’s birth has become artfully hijacked. In some ways it’s been converted into a time of commercialism. In others it’s become simply a time of tradition; family, food, fun. I’m not saying the exchange of gifts is bad and, quite frankly, this world needs more tradition and family time. Whether good or bad, these things are a distraction from the true meaning of Christmas.

One thing I first realized when I became a Christian is that there’s way more to the Christmas story than I’d ever known. Jesus didn’t suddenly spring up and change the way God dealt with man forever; his birth was foretold. Around the time of his conception, you didn’t have to explain to an Israelite who the Messiah was. He was foretold by the prophets. His lineage was known and predicted, as well as his birthplace of Bethlehem. They were literally waiting for him to arrive.

Another thing I realized is that we Gentiles are not God’s chosen people; Israel is. We, however, through the faith in Jesus that his nation didn’t have, are grafted in. In both the old and new testaments, Jesus is referred to as a light to the Gentiles. As Paul points out in Romans, the grace God shows the Gentiles is intended to provoke Israel to jealousy. He made a covenant with them that he will not break, and his wish is that they’d come around.

The Christmas story as told in Luke is simply beautiful. I love to try to picture that starry night (because I’m a starry night kind of guy) and the magnitude of the events that unfolded around Jesus’ birth. People were waiting for his birth. This night was prophecy fulfilled, the opportunity for God’s chosen people to be redeemed. Later on, because he wasn’t the type of Messiah they wanted, they rejected him. When Stephen was stoned in Acts chapter 7, he saw Jesus standing at the right hand of God. He was ready to redeem his people, but again they rejected him and killed the messenger, Stephen. Thus we are now in the church age, the time of the Gentiles.

Christmas 2006 has been such a mix of feelings for our household. First off is our little Christmas present, the handome little PJ who was born last week. On the down side, we’re experiencing another brown Christmas. Once the snow comes to stay each year, I load the Minidisc of “A Charlie Brown Christmas” in my truck and don’t take it out till Spring. This year the snow left. It’s really hard to get in the spirit of driving around with Stacy, looking at lights, and listening to Vince Gauraldi when the roads and lawns are barren. It takes the spirit right out of it.

One other down side every Christmas is that my dad disowned me when he found out I wasn’t going to a Catholic church any more. He hasn’t spoken to me since, and it’s been two or three years now. I don’t remember the exact time it started. He didn’t attend my wedding, didn’t visit us in the hospital when our boy was born, and his only response to the news that he’s got a grandson was to hand the phone to my mom. If I come to the house, he leaves the room until I have left. I can’t really get too upset by dwelling on it, because it’s his decision. The man that told me all through my youth that it’s important not to ever leave a loved one on bad terms, because there’s no telling if something might take them from you, has thrown his own advice out the window. Hopefully little PJ will help soften his heart, along with our prayers.

There were little victories, too…Christmas displays were allowed to stand in Chicago and Seattle. Store employees wished “Merry Christmas” except for certain stores (which I boycotted). The Northern Lights showed off their colors just two weeks before Christmas. Friends and family have come back to Bismarck-Mandan to visit, and there’s plenty of time to reminisce. My friend Reed and the rest of his aviation unit are home from Bosnia in time for the holidays. Today, Christmas Eve, marks the 9th anniversary of the day I brought Scooter home from The Birdhouse, tucked in a little pet carrier box which I stuffed in my coat to keep him warm. He’s sitting on my shoulder right now, feathers fluffed, and leaning against my earlobe. He’s spent many years there while I stare at the computer screen, and sometimes I feel I should split some of my freelance money with him.

Aside from PJ and Scooter, the most treasured memory I will retain from Christmas 2006 was the time spent caroling at one of Bismarck’s nursing homes this year. As we walked the halls singing, many residents would stand in their doorways and sing along. I could barely continue through the tears when I’d see a little old lady standing at the entrance to her room, singing the fourth verse of Joy to the World (or any of our other Christmas hymns) by heart. These days most people, myself included, don’t even know how many verses the popular Christmas hymns have, and certainly don’t know the words to those verses. I was touched beyond description. If you ever have the opportunity to go caroling for these folks, don’t let it pass you by. It will leave you a changed person.

Having the baby a little ahead of our expectations has kinda cramped my style of last-minute shopping. I tend to go to Kirkwood mall once a year (not counting Scheel’s), mostly because I don’t care for having to shield my eyes from the way the girls are dressed down there. This time I cranked up my iPod, put my head down, and finished my shopping all in one day. I managed to get almost all the Snoopy keepsake ornaments from Hallmark, too. Among the random songs came a couple of Christmas songs by gospel singer Robert Robinson, whose voice will send shivers up your spine. If you saw a guy with watery eyes wearing a motorcycle jacket and an iPod, that was me.

Two events that always signal the Christmas week are: James Bond marathons and the 24-hour “Christmas Story” marathon on TBS. I own the DVD of “Christmas Story” after being introduced to the movie in 2003. How I went 20 years without discovering this masterpiece (and Christmas staple) is beyond me…but that has been rectified. And I still watch it on satellite, despite the fact that the DVD sits ready and waiting. What can I say, it’s tradition. We also watched the usual Frosty the Snowman and other Rankin-Bass features, because they’re tradition too. I’m not going to teach my kids that there’s a Santa Claus, but I do find the TV specials entertaining.

Because our plans got put back a little bit, we’re likely to spend Christmas Day opening gifts and that sort of thing. My brother made it back for the weekend, so we’ll see him briefly. It seems like all our loved ones in town are sick or have sick kids, so we’re staying home to isolate our little boy from any unwanted germs. After all, he still won’t be a week old on Christmas day. It’ll just be the four of us, counting Scooter, and it’s the stuff memories are made of. I hope your Christmas is as memorable as mine. If you’ve got anything you’d like to share about your Christmas, please enter it as a comment. Merry Christmas!

Christmas in the Park – one week left!


When Christmas in the Park opened this year, my wife and I were one of the early visitors. It’s neat to see the displays, especially ones from sponsors who do new ones each year, while driving through the park in the dark. It’s a display that can be seen from Mandan and the Memorial and Expressway bridges. I wonder if it can be seen from the Schaff house?


Of course, we’re biased toward the Peanuts-themed displays. They’re our favorite and, instead of listening to the Christmas music broadcast by the Sertoma folks, we were listening to A Charlie Brown Christmas in the truck.


Of course, it was much nicer when there was actual snow on the ground. I’m really bummed that we’re having a brown Christmas so far. Keep praying for snow…and if it arrives, go back through Christmas in the Park again!

On a side note, I think it’s funny that people like me will complain about spending $7.75 to sit through a two hour movie at a theater while happily spending $5 to cruise through a 15-20 minute Christmas display. I don’t think there’s anything wrong with the five bucks, I just think the human nature of it is funny. While a theater like the new Grand is worth $7.75, Christmas in the Park is equally deserving of your five bucks.

These are a few of my wife’s favorite things

While out looking at Christmas lights, Stacy fell in love with this display on Northview Lane. It’s an enormous tree with LED ornaments which cycle through colors and patterns. There’s also a nice little display below.

This display has always been one of her favorites, at least in the few years we’ve been married or dating. It’s down in Marina Bay in Mandan, where this family decorates their deck like a carousel. Don’t forget the helicopter on the roof!

Homes in Marina Bay don’t seem to be as decorated as they have been in the past. Down in the corner along the river, just past Dr. Scherr’s house, the houses used to have all kinds of nice displays and lights. Nowadays it’s not nearly as fun to drive through the area; only a few homes are decorated this year. That’s okay, there are other “hot spots” for Christmas lights now…maybe you’ll see some of them posted here!

Greatest Christmas display in Bismarck-Mandan, 2006

UPDATE:I brought this post back up to the top of the page and added some more photos because Paul Schaff is going to be on the PH Phactor on KFYR AM 550 radio – Thursday, December 7th at 8:15am. Tune in at 8 and go see this Christmas display!

Now’s the time of year when carloads of Bismarck-Mandan residents get together and troll around our fair cities in search of eye-catching Christmas displays. It’s even so popular that local limousine services offer their services to drive you around to the more popular neighborhoods!

Obviously neighborhoods like Northview Lane come immediately to mind, but one house you might not know about really beats ’em all. I’m talking about Paul Schaff’s house, in the far southwest corner of Mandan.

I know about this house because it’s within spittin’ distance of my parents’ house, on a hill overlooking Fort Lincoln school. This is the view of the house from behind…yeah, that’s right: these folks are serious! I took this picture from the schoolyard below.

In years past I remember there even being a musical ornament of some sort, so we’d have to turn down the sounds of Charlie Brown Christmas and roll our windows down as well. I didn’t hear anything like that last night as Stacy and I took a drive past the house.

To get to this house, you need only find West View Lane in southwest Mandan. Let me make it easy: Head south on Highway 1806. Cross the bridge and keep going, as if you were going to Fort Lincoln State Park. At the top of the first big hill is an intersection with 19th Street. Take a right on 19th and follow it until you come to a 4-way stop sign at 8th Avenue SE. Take a left and pass Fort Lincoln School, and you can’t miss the house. From there it’s just a matter of taking a couple of right-hand turns to find them at the end of the road.

This is my absolute favorite time of the year. Sure, I can’t go out on the motorcycles without spiked tires (which I’ve done) and it’s a lot colder to go walkabout with my camera… but driving around snowy roads with Vince Gauraldi playing in my truck is the absolute best feeling I get in Bismarck-Mandan all year long. With that in mind, I’ll be posting more Christmas sights here. They’re even better when shared.

Northview Lane in full swing


Yes, that’s right…the neighborhood on the hill that decorates all their trees the same is at it again. This street becomes quite busy between Thanksgiving and Christmas! There was a lot of traffic last night, which we joined as we made our way up and down the street. Of course, we also saw the HILL sign with LEA ghosted onto it and lots of other nice Christmas lights. This was an incidental visit; we haven’t yet taken our annual tour around town to view Christmas lights.

I must suggest, however, that you do NOT go out looking at Christmas lights until you have a copy of this CD in your vehicle. Listening to the Vince Guaraldi Trio play the songs from “A Charlie Brown Christmas” while taking in the lights of the city is the ultimate sentimental Christmas experience.

Put it in your iPod for the Parade of Lights tonight in downtown Bismarck, and keep the CD in your car. It’ll put you in the Christmas mood any time you hear it. Once the snow comes and stays, this is the minidisc I put into the player in my truck, and it doesn’t come out until the snow’s gone. Please go buy this CD: trust me, it’ll bring you Christmas joy on Northview Lane or any other Bismarck-Mandan street this winter.