After Friday night, I’d be embarassed if I still worked in local television

We had another line of storms roll through Bismarck-Mandan on Friday night, and it appeared to be another instance of a problem I mentioned in a recent post about local stations and the weak link in their system. In fact, I got nothing but black from KFYR and KXMB at times when the storm was hitting the hardest, when one is most fervently seeking weather information!

I was dismayed that, although my system indicated 97% signal, there was nothing to be had on the screen except black with an occasional jitter. Apparently the transmitters were operating faithfully, but just didn’t have a signal to transmit! Shame.

You can put all the money into weather talent, fancy graphics systems, street-level radar products, and heavy promotion…but if you can’t even manage to feed it to your transmitter, what’s the point? If I see even a single “weather leader” promo after Friday night’s performance, I think I might just throw up a little.

Not everybody is a cable subscriber, especially out of town. If these stations are content with only distributing their signal reliably over cable TV, then why bother transmitting over the air at all? Otherwise, I implore them to please get their severe weather performance problems under control.

Digital ain’t always everything it’s cracked up to be…like when it cracks up

Ah…remember the good old days of analog cell phones, when you only got 45 minutes of battery but you could still hear somebody talking when the signal was weak? Maybe you could even make out what they were saying through the static. Then came digital. Long battery times, fun games, text messaging…and dropouts. So it goes with television, too.

There are actually three weak links in a digital television transmission here in Bismarck, if you don’t count the operator:

First, if the station is on network programming, the satellite signal can be rained out. That happened to me a lot when I was a master control operator. Sometimes you can get a backup feed on a different frequency, but not always. At KFYR we could route ourselves a satellite feed from Minot, Williston, or Dickinson if needed.

Second, you have the STL, or Studio – Transmitter Link. These are microwave frequency transmissions between a dish at the TV station and one at the transmitter tower south of Mandan. These signals can be rained out too, but you have to be in a VERY heavy thunderstorm for that to happen. Yet it does happen. KFYR had two such links, and if I suspected one was about to fail I could switch to the other. If you miss your opportunity to do that, then you’re out of luck. I don’t know if they still have two such links now that they’re digital, but a rain-out appears to be what was happening in the image above. I had 97% signal from the KFYR transmitter, but I bet the transmitter was getting a very poor signal from the studio.

Third, you have to have this thing called electricity to run your transmitter. KFYR had a generator at the transmitter site capable of starting itself instantly and switching the transmitter to generator power in the event of a power failure. To my recollection, no other Bismarck TV station has this. Which means that if you don’t have cable, you ain’t seeing Too Tall if the power is out in St. Anthony. The transmitter sites are on the MorGranSioux power grid, not MDU like us city folk.

So there you have it…if you, like me, don’t have cable TV, you run the risk of having your local stations yanked out from under you by severe weather. That’s a bummer, because that’s when they’re needed most. But such are the limitations of technology. They do their best to stay on the air, obviously. KXMB has even started putting the radar on channel 12.3, which is really keen for those of us who don’t have the cable TV radar channel. I just hope they either bought a generator or don’t have a power outage!

So what’s next…digital radio?

The Beemer heads east

I got my start in broadcasting at a little “you-fer” (UHF station) that you might know…KBMY, channel 17 here in Bismarck. It’s got a rocky history, and that history now comes from approximately 200 miles away.

KBMY is owned by WDAY TV in Fargo. When they went on the air in Bismarck and Minot in the 80’s, there was even a news staff in Bismarck. Sadly, the news department was short lived. While there are benefits to not having to babysit a bunch of journalism majors (that’s an inside joke aimed at a couple of friends who’ll find it funny – NOT at the KBMY news staff), I’d have to say that it’s far better for a TV station to have local news. I don’t know what those days were like for “the Beemer” because I joined just after the news staff was let go.

KBMY was located atop the Kirkwood Office Tower when I worked there. What a cool building! If you’ve never been in there, give it a try. The circular hallways are fun, especially on a minibike. Whoops…forget I said that.

Having the head honchos and bean counters of WDAY residing 200 miles away did make for a relaxed atmosphere for a control room monkey at the Beemer, but it was frustrating trying to get any upgrades (or even working equipment sometimes). Much of the control room gear was older than me, and some of it looked pretty familiar the last time I saw it in 2007.

I left KBMY to live at a ski resort in 1989 and 1990, getting paid to snowboard three days a week and, well, snowboarding on my four days off too. At that point I was already sending job applications to my future home at KFYR-TV.

A few years ago, KBMY moved in with a new roommate: KNDX, the local FOX affiliate. They were both operated out of the same building, with separate control rooms. It’s not an uncommon arrangement in television these days; KVLY runs KXJB the same way in Fargo. But the scuttlebutt among us “rehabilitated television” type fellas is that the arrangement with FOX recently changed as well. Actually, it went the way of KBMY’s news department.

I was reminded by this KXMB article that KBMY is now run out of Fargo by WDAY. It’s interesting how the arrangement developed: Prairie Public Television (KBME) was first with a digital transmitter as well as a digital microwave transmission line to deliver programming between Bismarck and Fargo. Why wouldn’t they? Our tax dollars pay for it. Just ask Conrad, Pomeroy, and Dorgan, who just brought Prairie Public another three hundred grand in pork.

KXMB combined resources with Prairie Public for digital transmission. I suppose it works out pretty well with them being across the street for each other; KXMB just has to get their DTV signal to Prairie Public, who can then send it out to the transmitter site to be broadcast. Digital transmission IS cool, you can broadcast multiple channels and multiple streams!

Anyway, that arrangement sets KXMB up to be the perfect folks to manage the Beemer. WDAY can hop onto Prairie Public’s microwave link to Bismarck, it can be handed over to KXMB by KBME, then sent by analog link out to KBMY’s old liquid-cooled UHF transmitter. All WDAY’s bean counters need is someone to sell local ads and maintain the few remaining electronic items. And that’s my theory on how it goes. At the next Friday A&B Pizza lunch where we TV guys gather, I’ll have to ask if I’m correct in my technical assumptions.

It’s too bad that KBMY never really got off the ground. I will admit that the Bismarck-Mandan of the 1980s was probably too small for three competing news departments, and TV viewers are creatures of habit anyway. But I will always cherish my fond memories of my time at the Beemer. It was my gateway into television, which led me to the career in multimedia that I enjoy now. Two of my lifelong best friends are guys I met at KBMY. They actually followed me over to KFYR before we all split off into the non-broadcast world. The Beemer, however, lives on…it just electronically commutes 200 miles to work each day.

(this post was edited to point out that my “journalism majors” comment was a specific inside joke.)

They could have just asked us…we’d have saved them six years

Hat tip to one of my readers for this one. According to this London Telegraph article, Cambridge University did a 620,000 person, six year survey to find out more about people’s friendliness and stress. What do you know, we came out on top! Like the title says…we could have told them that. Six years ago.

I think we take it for granted that we don’t have smut on our streets, we don’t have to be afraid to go out at night, we don’t hear gunshots all night long, and when we hear sirens we wonder who crashed their car or pulled the fire alarm this time. The pace of things in Bismarck-Mandan is slower even than Minot or Fargo, and I think that’s because they both get a steady influx of people from other parts of the country. Our city is clean; there isn’t trash piled in the gutters or alleys, we don’t have any slums, and the potholes get fixed (even on north 19th Street).

We live in one of the most “heavily churched” parts of the country too, I’d bet. I read somewhere that most North Dakotans claim church membership; while that’s not a very concrete indicator of character, it’s a far sight better than most parts of the United States.

Back when Ed Schafer was governor, it was not uncommon to see him jogging along Bismarck’s recreational paths. No entourage. No bodyguard. Just a guy out for a run. I took great comfort in that.

Speaking of recreational paths: did you know you could start at the University of Mary, get on the paved path, and continue unhindered all the way to north Washington near Highway 1804? Double back past Horizon Middle School, and you can hop on a Parks & Rec trail that parallels Valley Drive and gets you over to northwest Bismarck, where you can go down to Pioneer Park. From there you can go all the way down to Fox Island, hit the new section that goes from Tavist back to Washington, or you can hop on the Expressway Bridge, take the path into south Mandan, and find yourself at Fort Lincoln State Park. If you choose to journey northward through Mandan, you can take the path north of town for quite a ways as well. We value our recreation here in Bismarck-Mandan!

I deal with stock photography on occasion, so I caught this right away: take a look at the image the Telegraph used for this article, presumably to depict New York. The marquee is promoting the movies Hackers and Mortal Kombat, which came out in 1995. Time to update the stock photos, guys, or maybe use something with less recognizable features!

Aren’t you glad you live in the middle of one of the most friendly, healthy states in the nation? I’m sure glad my family and I are here!

Best. Movie. Ever. (with ties to Bismarck-Mandan, even)

Some coworkers and I took the afternoon off today and went to the opening matinee of Iron Man at the luxurious Grand Theater in north Bismarck. Wow.

First off, this movie was so amazing and so…well, COOL that I was ready to pre-order the DVD before I walked out of the theater. I’d also like to give some props to the Grand Theater. The place is a true movie house, and the way its decorated an operated pay a suitable tribute to movie history. The place is well kept, attractively designed, and those giant curved screens are the only way to see a movie like Iron Man. I know, I like to complain about spending eight bucks for a movie (six for today’s matinee) but if I’m going to spend eight bucks, it’s going to be at the Grand. No place else comes close.

If you haven’t seen this movie yet, and chances are you haven’t since it just opened, GO. The characters are awesome, Jeff Bridges is bald, and I think it holds true to the comic book story. I haven’t collected comics since the 90s; I mostly bought what I liked to read, but I have a lot of extremely valuable comics boarded, bagged, and sealed in a safe place. From what I remember of Iron Man comics, this movie does it justice. I’m sure there will be a comic geek out there to disagree, but I don’t care. This movie is at the top of my list, and I want to see it again.

By the way, did you know that this movie has a tenuous link to Bismarck-Mandan? Yes, it’s true. One of the characters, a reporter who also has a make-out scene with Robert Downey that I won’t let my kids (or myself) watch, is played by Leslie Bibb. While she apparently never lived here, IMDB claims that she was born in Bismarck. What a small world, eh?

State “A” in the books

This weekend I worked the championship night at the State “Super A” here in Bismarck. Mandan continues their girls’ basketball dynasty, keeping our minds off their football history. Rather than go home completely empty-handed, Bismarck High finished off the Bruins for a boys’ championship.

This is a LONG stretch for the guys on the NBC North Dakota TV crew. The Bismarck folks start off with bowling in February, then members of the team from over the state make treks to Grand Forks, Fargo, and Minot for state hockey and the three basketball weekends. That’s a lot of nights in hotel rooms, a lot of long work days, a lot of miles traveled, a lot of cables coiled. Oh, and a lot of Applebee’s every night. I was on a different crew this weekend, which means no free food for me. Darn.

The TV crew isn’t the group most inconvenienced by this, though. Back when the switch was made, in order to avoid a lawsuit from parents of volleyball girls if I remember correctly, it put a crunch on the smaller schools. Girls’ coaches would referee boys’ games and vice versa, because their seasons were not simultaneous. All of a sudden they were playing at the same time, putting a strain on the system. That also made gymnasium space harder to come by in some places as well. All to make a few kids and their parents happy. North Dakota had watched South Dakota fight a similar lawsuit until its resources dwindled and it finally settled. Now we have two Class B tournaments and the Super A each spring.

Switches of history

This dusty little box of switches doesn’t look like much. They’re probably fifty years old. Despite being housed in a small, slim housing, they’re actually VERY heavy for their size. They bear only handwritten numbers as their labels, and they’ve been banished to an almost-forgotten equipment rack in the back of what used to be the KFYR-TV weather center (before we built the First Warn Forecast Center). In fact, the narrow room itself has a history, as it once served as the KYYY-FM control room. But I digress…back to the switches.

These switches once served a very important purpose: they switched the Provident Life Weather Beacon. See the little colored markings next to some of the switches? They were: 1-Red, 2-Flashing Red; 3-Green, 4-Flashing Green; and 5-White, 6-Flashing White. When on duty at the station, I used to update the Weather Beacon every few hours. A reminder showed up on the station’s program log at the appropriate times. I’d duck around the corner and push the corresponding button if a change was needed, the heavy action of the pushbutton switches confirming my action. Nowadays, the KFYR-AM staff have to rely on a telephone-based touchtone system, and get a confirmation tone that isn’t 100% foolproof. Gotta love that old-school hardwired technology!

I still freelance for the company that owns the North Dakota NBC stations, and still have my keys and electronic pass for the station. A while back I asked my friend and former co-worker (“Spiderman” is his nickname) if the switches still existed. He dug around in the aforementioned rack and found that yes, they’re still around…they just aren’t hooked to anything on the roof of the Provident Building any more. He invited me up to take a look. They were behind a panel, but we stood them up for these photos.

Thinking about this post got me on a hunt for one of my more treasured Bismarck souvenirs: a little red and white pamphlet from the Provident Life Co. which describes the Weather Beacon. It has the jingle on it, and everything. But I can’t find it! I’ve checked my files, my safe, my lockbox, my bookshelves…no luck. I know it’s around here somewhere, and I’ll keep looking frequently until I find it someday. The scan of it above is from one of my Beacon pages, which I saved from my days as KFYR Radio’s webmaster.

Yeah, I asked if I could have the switches. No such luck. Hopefully, now that someone at the station knows about them, they’ll find their way to a display case as a part of the station’s history. It would be a shame to have them disappear back into the racks again, or to be discarded by someone who doesn’t know what they are. I’m not worried; I think they’ll be in good hands. Spidey likes local history just as much as I do.

Congrats to the G-Man on the big 4-oh


I saw a TV news report tonight that highlighted Al Gustin’s 40th anniversary in broadcasting. You can view KFYR-TV’s report by clicking here and KXMB-TV’s report by clicking here. The first time I heard Al referred to as “The G-Man” was on KFYR Radio, by Mr. Phil Parker. I’ve always assumed that Phil coined the nickname. Congratulations, Al! You’re the most professional person I’ve ever met in this business. By the way, this is just about the only picture of Al I could find in my collection. I wasn’t always into photography, and never had a digital camera while the two of us still worked at KFYR. How about those orange countertops? Yikes!

I’m honored to call Al my friend and to have worked with him for a large part of my broadcast career. I started working with Al in 1991, when I was just getting my feet wet as a technical director in the mornings. He was patient with me as I’d make the occasional gaffe, sometimes popping him up on camera instead of going to a tape or graphic. He once told me of one of his goofups, back when commercials were run on slides. He dropped the box of slides for the morning, spilling them all over the floor, after they’d been sorted and organized for the day! I guess it happens to everyone. I don’t recall ever seeing Al make a significant mistake on the air, myself.

As usual, I’ll try to provide some additional insight in this blog post:

– As I recall, Al worked at KXMB way back when, before joining KFYR and becoming their farm director. In fact, I think that’s where he was working when he dropped that box of slides.

– Nothing can rattle him on the air. If there was a problem with a tape or graphic or something, we could just cut back to him and he’d keep going. When we would do news cutins throughout the morning on KFYR, he’d give me a script for a tape if he had one, so I knew when to go to the tape and when it would be done, and the rest he’d do on the fly. He would have little filler stories ready and always add or subtract whatever needed to make his news updates time out just right, every time.

– Al would come in at 3:30 every morning, like clockwork. He’d get his morning prepared for radio and TV, making the rounds from the radio building to the TV building throughout the morning. Between 5 and 6 he’d get some time to catch a break and call his wife, Peg, to see how her evening was. Because he had to come to work so early every day, he had to go to bed early too. So he would faithfully call home and see how his wife was doing and if anything exciting happened the night before.

– Al’s got some surprises up his sleeve. I remember one time when he came in to type up his market graphics. I had the control room speakers turned up with the Frank Zappa CD “Thing Fish” playing. Without even looking up from the keyboard, Al said something to the effect of “Frank’s talented, but I think he would get his message across a lot better if he wasn’t always trying to shock people with his lyrics.” I was stunned that he could actually recognize Frank Zappa, especially by hearing a short segment from Thing Fish! I never asked how he knew. I doubt he has a copy of “Joe’s Garage” in the tractor, though.

– He looks pretty good in a turban. I remember seeing a picture hanging in his office featuring him atop a camel, taken when Meyer Broadcasting sent him to the Middle East on assignment. I believe it was in Egypt. When the building was remodeled and his quarters were moved into the new, spacious newsroom, I think the picture adorned his cubicle as well.

– My favorite mornings were when Al joined Phil & Mark for the simulcast of “Country Morning” on the KFYRs (TV and radio). When I first started at Meyer, Country Morning was a 15 minute show. There was a staff of two: Al and the director. Most days it was my friend Mike Holwegner. When Mike was out fishing, it was me. It later evolved into a simulcast half-hour show, with cameras stationed in the radio studio. By that time I was working overnights, Mike would come in at 4:30, and the two of us would handle the behind-the-scenes part of the show every morning. Al had great chemistry with Phil & Mark, the perfect complement to their goofy style. Add to that the PMS trips to small town events around the state, with their trusty camcorder in hand, and we had the best morning entertainment to ever hit North Dakota screens.

I haven’t seen Al in a while, although I hear him on the radio. We have had lunch once since he left TV and I left broadcasting, and while talking to Jason Hulm on the phone I’ve asked him to shout out a “Hello” to Al as he walked by. Hopefully he’ll see this someday and have a fond memory or two of that kid who joined Country Morning back in the 90s. Let me say it again: it was a great privilege to work with such a consummate professional, the likes of which are rare in any industry, not just broadcasting.

Remember when Y-93 did the “Cash Call” contest?

I had forgotten all about it, particularly since I don’t recall listening to Y-93 since the late 1980s. Those were the cool days of KYYY, with people like Bob Beck, Olivia DeYoung, Loren Gray, Pat Buchella, and Bruce Elscott. Obviously Bob and Lori are still around town, but they’re no longer at Y-93.

Anyway, back to the cash call. I was poking around in the storage room as I often do, and I forget what I was even looking for. Among the things I found, however, was this old tape from my high school days. Appropriately labeled, this tape contains a recording of when I won the Cash Call on Y-93 one morning during my sophomore year.

The way it worked was: they’d pick a dollar amount, always with 93 cents, and announce it periodically throughout the day. Then at 5:30 or so they’d pick a random number from the residential section of the phone book. If you were the lucky recipient of a call and could tell them the correct amount, you’d win it! They’d do the same thing through the evening with a winning call made early in the morning. That’s when Bob called me. He woke me up, but I was a faithful winner and blurted out the correct amount.

One other thing they would do is record the call and use it to promote the next Cash Call in a promo later in the day. I had a boom box ( in those days we called ’em “ghetto blasters” ) handy and was able to record the promo of the call that Bruce Elscott played in the afternoon. Wanna listen?

Click here to play the Cash Call and hear my groggy teenage voice (it will open in a new window and launch Windows Media Player).

I actually did pretty well on Y-93 contests. I won tickets, a promo copy of the Miami Vice Soundtrack on vinyl, the aforementioned Cash Call, etc. The winning stopped when I joined the Meyer Broadcasting team in 1990, though. I’m not sure if they were even doing the Cash Call at that point, but I was ineligible for any of the contests on any of the stations.

I still see Bob Beck, Loren Gray, and my other radio friends Brian ( “B-Man” ) and Crystal Reeves every now and then. Bob’s an avid motorcyclist, by the way, and the only guy I know who’s had a run-in with a buffalo with his Harley and lived. It’s fun to refer back to the good old days of the Meyer empire…but I think we’re all doing pretty well for ourselves these days too. And the $109.93? I did what any 15 year old kid would do: I spent most of it on my girlfriend and wasted the rest.

EDIT: I forgot to mention my “other” radio friends – Jason Hulm, Phil Parker, Mark Armstrong, Sid Hardt, Al Gustin… since I was in the mindset of “DJs” I overlooked these guys. Not that there’s anything wrong with being “just” a DJ. Oh heck, now I’ve dug myself ANOTHER hole… I love all you guys, okay? I’m just kinda scatterbrained, I guess.
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A sudden a-ha! Planet Da Da

I would be somewhere between impressed and astonished if you could tell me what song’s lyrics inspired the title of this post. That’s without using a search engine, of course!

The sudden “a-ha!” came last night when I walked past a distribution box for the Dakota Beacon magazine and noticed that my favorite father & son moment was portrayed on the cover. This photo was taken one evening when little PJ and I parked ourselves on the hill behind the University of Mary and watched the sunset unfold. I had set up the camera behind us with a timer, and was able to catch a few shots of this quality time with my boy.

Helpful guys have given me advice on fatherhood since long before I actually became a dad. I’ve filed it all upstairs, and so far I haven’t had any bad advice. All the corny things that guys have told me about “once they’re born, you’re never the same” or “they’ll change you…they’re a ton of work, but they’re worth every bit of it” have been absolutely true. Advice like this came from clients, casual acquaintances, close friends, and family. Apparently the guys I know take fatherhood seriously enough that they only dispense the best of their knowledge to a father-to-be. I’m forever grateful for their help.

The one piece of advice that touched me the most came from the Beacon’s publisher, Steve Cates. He lost a son in a car crash a while back and told me that there isn’t anything he wouldn’t give to have more time with his son. He told me to cherish every moment with my boy (I only had one at that time) and always make time for him. That really left an impression with me, and I’ve done my best to make sure that I don’t deprive my boys of time with Daddy. It’s so easy for a guy like me to work my tail off on something that “needs to get done” and let time sneak past. Thanks to Steve’s guidance, I’m on guard for that sort of thing.

So far this morning I’ve been back and forth between my two boys. I got to cuddle with Jonathan this morning while his big brother was still asleep, and then after I fed PJ his scrambled eggs I wrestled him over to the couch to watch a few minutes of cartoons. Then I showed him my aquarium screen saver and gave him my big keyring to play with, and he scampered off to explore the house with mommy. Now I’m calming down a fussy two-month-old Jonathan, and just got him relaxed in the crib. Yeah…it IS hard work, but the most rewarding job a guy could have.

PJ’s only one year old and already has his first magazine cover! I’ll have to make sure to give it to his mommy to put in his scrapbook. Cover photo or not, I’m just joyful to have a father-son moment like that eternally preserved in one of my favorite photos ever.