This area could use a “Turtle Crossing” sign as well; I remember one night when nearly a dozen of us on motorcycles came barreling down the road to stop and hang out near the Fox Island dock. Only once we’d removed our helmets did one guy from the back ask, with great incredulity, if anyone had even seen the turtle walking across our lane! Apparently everybody missed the little guy, which is fortunate; that would have caused a nasty chain-reaction accident. I’ve since pulled over on occasion to pick up a turtle from the road and deposit him on the other side of the road. For a turtle, that must be awesome acceleration!
Category Archives: Signs, Logos, Typos
Another local ad with Bismarck misspelled
There’s a TON of construction going on out there these days, much of it along my daily route. So what does one do while stuck at a standstill because some dork wants to turn left in the middle of a construction zone? Pull out the camera and take a photo of the misspelling of “Bismarck” in the window of the Bis-Man Transit bus in front of me, of course!
I’m pretty sure Bis-Man Transit doesn’t make the window stickers, and neither do most of their advertisers. With that in mind, I’m sure that both BMT and Firestone employees know how to spell Bismarck. As far as the ad agency or printer who made this decal…well, they need to go back to school!
This sign has been on the bus for a long time, as its Firestone Red has faded to a faint communist pink. I wonder if anyone’s told Firestone that their ad has Bismarck spelled wrong, and that they should get their advertising account credited for the blunder? I mean, if I was paying for someone to drive around town with my business name on their bus, I wouldn’t want to be associated with spelling my own city wrong. What if someone thinks it’s my fault and doesn’t visit my business as a result? It’s a stretch, but people are wacky that way. I would want my money back, or at least some free ads (with the spelling corrected, of course).
Does the new Kirkwood Bank logo look familiar?
I don’t know how much they paid for their new brand, or who did it, but it seems a little close to another prominent financial institution. I don’t know that it’s close enough to cry foul, but it certainly raises some eyebrows.
This reminds me of the time NDSU wanted new branding, so they spent tens of thousands of dollars on a new logo — out of state, mind you — to come up with a new one. What was it? The letters N and D stacked on top of S and U. Wheeeee. To make matters worse, it was basically identical to South Dakota State University’s logo. Truly a remarkable waste of money, even in the context of North Dakota state government.
I wish I was good at logo design…I’m not. I’m good at animating other peoples’ designs, which works good in my current job. But if I was designing logos for a living, I think I’d try a little harder to stay clear of someone else’s trademark.
Uh oh – someone make us some “Load” stickers – QUICK
No kidding, huh? Restrictions on what? I was going to call someone at the City offices to try to figure it out, but I’ve been busy. As I left work Wednesday I noticed that they suddenly had the word “Load” tucked into the white space above the word “Restrictions” as if it had been added as an afterthought. I think it had.
I’ve been known to be wrong before, but I am quite proficient at reading road signs at speeds WAY faster than I drive where these are posted. Having seen several in a day or two, each time wondering about what sort of insidious restrictions might be implied by the sign, I would have noticed if they mean load restrictions. I think this was a big oops. Oh well, maybe that’s why designers use white space in the first place…so you’ve got room to tuck in those pesky little words that someone left out.
L E A – visible only at night
With potentially slippery conditions in the winter, the hill has always been marked by the prominent HILL sign you see above. For the past twenty years or so it has also been marked by something else: the letters L, E, and A. They were apparently painted on somehow and removed, leaving a lasting impression on the sign. They’re pretty well invisible by day, but stand out quite obviously when the sign is in your headlights (or flash).
As the story goes, another kid in the neighborhood a long time ago wanted to get my friend in trouble. Apparently the only way they thought worthwhile at the time was to try to vandalize this sign. They got some paint and put her name, Lea, prominently above the HILL on the sign. Naturally the neighbors all spotted it right away. Lea maintained her innocence until the truth came out.
I suppose the sign was never replaced because during the day it’s nearly impossible to see anything unusual about it. But I’m sure dozens of people who come up Northview each Christmas to see the lights, taking a right at the top of the hill to come back down by Laforest, see the letters L E A in their headlights as they pass this sign. Now you know why they’re there..
Missed it by one letter
This reminds me of a shelf of all sorts of assorted snack goodies at work. It’s marked “Client Use Only” or something like that to make sure that those treats are set aside for clients who stop in. On certain afternoons I get quite tempted to head over to that shelf with a bottle of white-out and make it a “Clint Use Only” area!
Don’t blink! Hensler
I like when small towns show a sense of humor. I’ve never been interested in “the world’s largest fiberglass wombat” or other such gimmicks. That’s why you’ll never see a photo of Salem Sue or *shudder* the Enchanted Highway here. Some small towns like Hensler have a different way of grabbing attention, and it’s that ingenuity that I salute this morning.
By the way…I’ve been posting a lot of photos from towns other than Bismarck or Mandan lately. Why do you suppose that is? Well, as summer winds down once again, it’s important to get out and look around our fair state before the winter causes us to settle in for a while. You can get up on a Saturday morning and venture out, see lots of neat sites and have a decent meal, and yet be home by early evening. That’s important to do; anyone who doesn’t appreciate North Dakota has never tried it. You’d be surprised how much there is to enjoy even within just an hour or two of our beloved cities.
Strong spelling skillz not reqwired
In addition to being a fan of quality roast beef served quickly I’m a notorious proofreader and grammar/spelling nazi, and as such a person I can’t let this sign go. I can’t say that I’ve never made a typo. I spot them all the time in this blog, as a matter of fact, and then hastily correct them. When I saw this one, however, I had to point it out. Who knows…maybe “benifit” is a bait-and-switch tactic for new hires. “You mean you want benefits? Oh, no…we promised benifits! Sorry!
Then again, maybe the ran out of big yellow Es. Anyway, come soon, south Arby’s. I’ll be waiting.
Remember to look left…twice
Late at night, when those of us who are getting old are tucked safely into our beds, the downtown stoplights change. They don’t grow hair and bark at the moon, but they do start flashing yellow and red. This particular intersection does the same thing, turning into a STOP sign for Broadway Avenue. But if it’s unsafe to stop and go during the day, why would it be safer at night?
One could make the argument that it’s easier to see headlights coming at night than a car without headlights during the day. I say that it’s dangerous no matter what, for the same reason that 7th and Main is dangerous.
So the next time you’re out after midnight and come to the flashing red at Washington and Broadway, be extra careful! This can be a dangerous intersection, no matter what time of day or night.
Lewis and Clark passed through ND, were apparently made out of legos
The response I’ve heard over the chosen icons is that they’re a little goofy, but they really aren’t that bad. They’re somewhat of a departure from the traditional Lewis and Clark icon that you see on road signs marking their trail through the upper Midwest, though, so they’re going to take some getting used to.
One little tidbit about that whole ’04 and ’06 thing. Has it ever occurred to you that Highway 1804 runs along the Bismarck side of the Missouri River, and 1806 along the Mandan side? A little tribute to the Voyage of Discovery there for you, in case you missed it.