One could accuse me of a clever Photoshop, I’m sure…but these are legit, folks. When I was a kid, Avon came out with a “Clint” line of products. Thankfully my mom scarfed up a set for me, and they’ve remained in my souvenir box ever since. There’s soap, talc, cologne, after shave, and roll-on deodorant.

What do they smell like? I couldn’t tell you right now; I’m still getting over the flu, so my nose as stuffed as a Democrat ballot box. I don’t recall the fragrance exactly, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t smell like me. That would never hit the market!