I have had a number of bunnies in my yard since I bought this property several years ago. They’re all named Greg. Why’s that, you ask? Because they’re all named after the lead character in the funniest TV show ever, “Greg the Bunny.” Although he got his start on IFC, the Independent Film Channel, I prefer to remember him and his puppet pals (or “fabricated Americans” on FOX. They did two seasons of the show and then, in a move of colossal stupidity, cancelled the show. That happens a lot, to a lot of really great shows; only TV networks can be so ignorant. In any case, Greg the Bunny was released on DVD, so I can watch the episodes every once in a while. And as far as a “surrogate Greg,” well…there’s one in my yard every year…and he’s not nearly as sarcastic!